Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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