Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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