Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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