whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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