Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So vagazzling was a success
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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