I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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