kristin has been a bad kristin
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still have a little drunk in my system
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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