I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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