everyone is single if you try hard enough
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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