I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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