Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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