I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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