wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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