all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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