Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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