Dual....:-)
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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