I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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