Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No I am not eating basil off your cock
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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