i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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