More tranny stories later!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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