After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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