Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
