Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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