i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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