I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Randomize
