She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize