But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
