So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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