just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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