he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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