what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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