I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I still have a little drunk in my system
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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