What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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