i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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