Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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