so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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