You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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