Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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