Do you still have your period?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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