Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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