I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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