I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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