youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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