with your own penis?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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