I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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