I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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