I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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