Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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