I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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