Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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