party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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