Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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