I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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