how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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